Tuesday, 28 November 2023

Survivor Update: Week 9


 Kellie’s ouster last week was the first shot in the Reba / Belo war.  Who will be the 2nd?  Let’s have a look!

 Back at merge camp, Crazy Eyes Kendra pours one out for her first Survivor friend, Kellie while Jake laughs aloud at still being on the island. He didn’t know Kellie was the vote and it cost him his shot in the dark. Since Dr. Doom is still around, Napolean Dynamite, Julie and Dee tell him they knew Kellie was going and were protecting him. They also tell him she was going to turn on him and thought he was overbearing. He may be Doom but they’re playing him like he’s the Joker – inducing a little chaos.  Inducing For his part, Doom still can’t get over the idea that Kellie thought he was overbearing.  His eyes clear for a moment of self-reflection.  Could this change him?  Can this change doom?

  


While Kendra and Katurah console each other over Kellie, Crazy Eyes breaks rule #4 and tells Katurah she’s targeting Dee. Clearly, she’s forgotten that Katurah flipped to Reba in the Kaleb vote.  Word quickly gets back to Dee which is bad for Kendra. Dee has rabidly gone after anyone who’s said her name, forcing Reba to do her bidding more than once. Henceforth, she shall be named Queen Dee, The Tenacious!

 

Reba is strong together, and with Kellie’s ouster Austin now has two full idols.  You’ve probably heard the phrase “What if they threw a war and only one side came?”.  We’re about to see what happens.

Meanwhile, Emily approaches her shaky allies Napoleon and Austin about going after Tenacious Dee but she’s also rebuffed as the pair would rather try to flush Doom’s idol.  Their hesitance makes her rethink her alliance and makes me ask “WHEN DID SHE GET GOOD AT THIS GAME???”.  The only difference between Kendra telling Katurah and Emily telling these two is that Dee doesn’t immediately hear about Emily’s wishes…but how long can that last?

 For the upcoming challenge, they’ll need to divide themselves into three groups of three. The challenge has three stages.  Losers of stage one will lose their vote and go on a journey to try and earn it back. Winners of Stage 3 all earn reward with the overall winner taking home immunity.

 Groups are:

Red: Your cousin from Boston, Queen Dee, Napoleon Dynamite
Blue: Julie, Dr. Doom, Crazy Eyes Kendra
Yellow: Emily, Katurah, Austin

 Red and Yellow quickly dispatch of the first stage, leaving Emily, Katurah and Austin without votes.  In the 2nd stage, they have to land balls on hoops.  It’s a tight race that ends with Kendra landing the final ball for Blue (Points for “Win tribal reward” to Jay, Jen, and Ricky!).  In the final comp, they have to extend their arms and hold discs against a plate with their fingertips and like last week, it quickly becomes a showdown between Julie and Doom.   Julie can’t outlast the everflowing will of Doom and finally falls, allowing Doom another day of safety. (Points for “Win individual immunity” to Jayson!).  

Back at camp, Napoleon Dynamite thinks Doom winning sucks and “they” might need to play “their” idols on Dee and Austin.  Weird how he feels ownership of Austin’s idols. Your Cousin From Boston is happy to go after Crazy Eyes if it’ll get him in with Dee but she’s just using him.

 At the sanctuary, Crazy Eyes Kendra the vegetarian tears into the rotisserie chicken with her bare hands.  Hunger > moral objection, I suppose. Kendra asks Julie how she feels with Reba – a loaded question given Kendra’s earlier Katurah mishap.  Julie smoothly lies, saying she’s on the bottom. She replies asking how they feel about their cousin from Boston.  Now, Julie is Reba and Reba is held together with cement.  Jake is Belo, who just lost Kellie.  You’d think Doom and Crazy Eyes would realize Jake’s a solid number for them but you’d be wrong. They flip on him in a heartbeat with Doom saying “Tribal lines are gone” and they surely are…for him.  Julie can’t believe how quickly or easily they flipped, but flip they did.

 At the journey, Emily, Katurah and Austin have to invent a math equation using addition and subtraction that makes 987654321 = 100 in 3 minutes.  Emily being a financial analyst should crush this right?  Nope. She can’t do mental math.  Neither can Katurah.  Austin can, however.  He solves it in time to win his vote back (losing / regaining votes are non-scoring categories this year. I’ll add them next year).

 Back at camp, Austin lies to the group about not having his vote only to come clean to his Reba tribemates later.  They’re going to run the table from here on out.  The only question is the order in which everyone else is voted out.  Tenacious Dee and Austin want Kendra.  Julie is still salty about your cousin from Boston writing her name down and wants him out but the Queen will have her way “we will tell them all it’s Jake and then vote Kendra”.  Royalty has spoken and Julie doesn’t like it.

 Kendra and Doom are nervous about Jake being too easy a vote with Kendra thinking she’s the true target. They bring in Emily who agrees on Jake as the vote.  When she goes back to her ersatz alliance with Napoleon Dynamite, she says Jake is the vote and he says Crazy Eyes is the vote which Emily can’t understand. Why would we vote her out? She’s a number for us (Points for “Reference ‘in this game’ to Brian!).  She sells him on Jake but sees Queen Dee running ND and Austin as problematic.  ND tries to pitch the Queen on switching to Jake but she’s not buying.  Kendra said her name. She’s not budging away from that. Whoever says her name is her target. (Points for “Reference in this game” to Roberta!)

Emily better improve her personal relations computations quickly or she’ll be next on the Queen’s chopping block.

At tribal, Kendra weeps for her first Survivor friend (Points for “Reference in this game” to Ricky!) as The Queen notes how everyone always wants to make big moves and blindsides but forgets there are real people behind those moves.  Doom notes how winning back-to-back immunity challenges is great but it paints a big target on you (Points for “Reference in this game” to Jay!) which causes Katurah’s eyes to roll so hard they almost pop out of her head.  Jeff notes that not knowing how many votes will be cast changes the math which completely shocks Kendra.  She didn’t realize that people might lie about losing or regaining votes.

 


 

At the vote, Kendra' votes for Jake but Dee forces everyone else to vote for Kendra.  She’s voted out 6-1 becoming the third member of the jury and ending Ricky’s game.  That's what you get for breaking the rules! The Queen got her way.  Again.

 


Roberta maintains a slim lead while Jay takes a big jump into 2nd thanks to Dr. Doom’s repeated immunity wins and Kendra’s elimination means Ricky finishes at 22 points. Farewell, friend!  See that and more in the current scores:

Current scores:

  1. Roberta: 32
  2. Jayson: 27
  3. Jen: 26
  4. Carol: 24
  5. Kristyn: 23
  6. Ricky: 22
  7. Marissa: 20
  8. Dalphyne: 19
  9. Scott: 14
  10. Brian: 13




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