Before we get started, a reminder of who has whom:
Second, 10 bonus points to Carol for sending me the word Marionette and correctly identifying Godzilla’s workout theme as “Gonna Fly Now”, from Rocky!
We pick up with Godzilla hitting the weights (2 points
for “Speak in opening vignette” [Godzilla] to Brian!). When last we left, Chelsie
maneuvered Makensy into using SlayZeeAh as the re-nomination. Makensy still
thinks it’s a good move but it’s not. By not going after Chelsie, she’s broken Rule
#3: Play to Win and SlayZeeAh thinks she’s definitely screwed up (1 point
for “Mention ‘in this game’[SlayZeeAh] to Carol!).
It's all she can do to keep from laughing at Makensy when
the HOH says, “If I didn’t put you up, they’d be coming for my throat!”. THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU ANYWAY! Chelsie joins the conversation, and they do
the Liar’s Dance about whether she’d go after Chelsie. Makensy is thought this move would buy her trust
but is suddenly concerned people may think less of her as a player.
It’s obvious to us that the house is split into three camps –
Chelsie/Makensy/The Warrior, Kimo/Rubina, SlayZeeAh/Godzilla. In these positions, there’s no “hiding and
worrying”. There’s only “attack”.
Makensy needed to nominate Chelsie, which is what a bold player would do. She didn’t, out of fear.
Ainsley takes this time to remind the humans they’ve earned
punishment:
We kick off at the first eviction, with Godzilla begging to
stay and SlayZeeAh nervously forgetting what she had planned. Nothing either one says matters, as Queen of the
Game Chelsie has decreed SlayZeeAh’s time is up.
The Gen Z’er is evicted 4-0 becoming Juror #3, sending both
her and Makensy to tears and her to the jury house where Quinn awaits! (4 points for “Received vote against”[SlayZeeAh]
to Carol!), (-2 points for “Evicted”[SlayZeeAh] against Carol), (2 points for “Jury
member” [SlayZeeAh] to Carol!), (1 point each for “Shown on camera crying”[SlayZeeAh],
[Makensy] to Carol and Teresa!)
We’re quickly off to the HOH comp where the houseguests have
to answer questions based on the story Chenbot told – most correct answers out
of seven questions wins. Chelsie takes a quick lead and is up 5-3 on Godzilla,
but she misses the final two which allows Godzilla to sneak into a tie! I can’t believe it, but Chelsie’s got me rooting
for Godzilla here. 5 points if you text me the phrase sneaky snake. Tell no one
else. Offer good until the next update is posted. They go to the tiebreaker –
how long did JANKIE live in minutes? Closest
without going over wins. We all know it’s about a week, so 60x24x7 = 10,080. It’ll be a bit more than that, but you don’t
want to go over.
Chelsie misses a zero, answering 1080. Godzilla can’t do
math at all and guesses about 15,000 meaning Chelsie takes home a frustrating HOH. (5 points for “Win HOH”[Chelsie] to
Viviana!). The most powerful person
in the house doesn’t need to break up her alliance to win, so she nominates
Godzilla and Kimo. (3 points each for
“Nominated for eviction”[Godzilla], [Kimo] to Brian and Tessa!).
If it feels like Godzilla’s been up every week, that’s
because she’s been nominated 7 times. If
you’re wondering, the record is 10 – held by the useless Victoria 16 who was
nominated every week and dragged into the finals by Cody, who eventually cut
her in favor of Derrick – a $500,000 mistake.
At the Veto comp, they roll balls down a curved ramp. First
person to sink 5 wins and for the first time this year, Kimo is good at
something! (4 points for “Win Veto”[Kimo]
to Tessa!).
HOH Chelsie is sure that Godzilla is going home. She’s so
sure that she….nominates Rubina. If you’re
SO SURE, nominate Makensy. Or the Warrior.
She’s a fake. (3 points for “Nominated for eviction” [Rubina] to Evan!)
At the eviction speech, Godzilla makes the same damn
speech. And Rubina’s no better, counting
on guilt like “I just want to keep representing my people”. She has to rely on
this kind of guilt because she hasn’t done a damned thing besides get some sun
and hook up with Tucker!
Again, the speeches don’t really matter, as Godzilla meets
her end about 10 weeks later than she should have, becoming Juror #4 (3
points for “Received vote against” [Godzilla] to Brian!), (-2 points for “Evicted”
[Godzilla] against Brian!), and (2 points for “Jury member” [Godzilla]
to Brian!).
So, what does this mean for our scores? 2nd place Carol doesn’t gain
anything on leader Brian, and has no one left.
3rd place Tessa, however, has both Cam and Kimo remaining.
She widens her lead over 4th place Teresa and has an outside chance
of victory if Cam and Kimo can win their way to the end. Both 5th
place Teresa and 6th place Evan have a chance to move up. Makensy is
doing her darndest to earn points but Rubina seemingly cannot win a thing. Similarly, Chelsie is winning competitions but
Viviana’s too far back to get into contention.
With two weeks to go, it looks like Brian’s lead is insurmountable, but Tessa still has an outside chance! WAKE UP CAM! IT'S TIME TO PLAY BIG BROTHER!
- Brian 274
- Carol 169
- Tessa 155
- Teresa 138
- Evan 136
- Demi 136
- Viviana 117
- Joe 109




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