Before we get started, a reminder of who has whom:
Second, 5 bonus points to Carol for knowing that
Phils-osophy by Phil Dunphy is from the show Modern Family!
Without further ado, let’s get to the final update of the
season and see who takes home the crown!
The Final Five cheer for each other, and Kyle is especially
happy that his and Kamila’s plan to get Shauhin out worked. Joe and Eva think
they made the right call.
Pretend
Points Rule #2 – Trust but verify: When a player is told information
counter to that players knowledge, trust the source but verify its truth with
other players.
Kamila can’t believe Joe didn’t confirm their story with
Shauhin, and for that she hopes to be nominated for an Emmy. She finally
understands that you can lie in Survivor. You just can’t get caught. (1 point for “Mention ‘in this game’”
[Kamila] to Dalphyne!)
They are brought to a clearing in the forest with pedestals
holding cryptexes. An advantage in the upcoming immunity challenge awaits for
the first person to solve the puzzle using clues around camp.
They race around, all telling us how important it is that
they win. Once we see the letters, I solve the jumble in two seconds (I’m a
freak that way). It takes Eva a few seconds more but she’s still faster than
her competitors. She secures her advantage by spelling it out on the
cryptex! (7 points for “Obtain a
secret advantage” [Eva] to Ricky!). No one should be shocked by her win as she
reminds us that she’s been flush with advantages all season (1 point for
“Mention ‘in this game’ [Eva] to Ricky!)
At the Immunity and Reward challenge, they have to crawl
through a muddy net, throw a ball at a target and then maneuver it through a
sandbag filled cage, finally sinking it in a basket. Making the basket reveals
numbers that open a lock, revealing a key. The key unlocks the puzzle. The
first person to complete the puzzle wins immunity and reward.
Eva’s advantage allows her to dunk her basket shot rather
than toss it.
Joe’s the first into the muddy net which looks like an
energy-sapping nightmare. Mitch passes him, sinking his shot on the first try
again. I think that’s the 4th time this season he’s shown his
basketball skills. Mitch and Joe have
almost cleared out Stage 3 by the time Kamila finishes Stage 1. They head to
the puzzle as she sinks her ball.
Jeff: These challenges look so easy when you’re sitting at
home
Me: No. They really don’t.
The puzzle is so hard that despite being well behind in last
place, when Kamila finally catches up, only Eva has a couple of pieces in
place. Kamila quickly takes the lead on Eva and demolishes the rest of the
puzzle, completing an incredible comeback and winning her 2nd
individual immunity and reward! (16 points for “Win individual immunity” and
“Win individual reward” [Kamila] to Dalphyne!). She gets to choose one
person to go with her to the Sanctuary, and naturally she picks Eva. This is
Eva’s 4th time being chosen to go on reward. I’m not sure if that is
a record, but it has to be close! (3 points for “Chosen to go on reward by
someone else” [Eva] to Ricky!)
She’s been on so many rewards that she may be the only
person in Survivor history to gain weight while on the island!
Back at camp, they clean off by sitting in the ocean like
babies. Mitch sees Joe as vulnerable, and with Kyle and Kamila he has the
numbers, but Kyle has no plans to flip. He and Joe are solidly on Mitch as the
vote.
At the Sanctuary, Kamila struggles with how to separate
herself from Kyle and what’s best for her game from her emotions. Eva has no
such worries. She’s playing her idol and she’s solidly with Joe to the end.
When they return to camp, Kyle and Kamila agree to vote for
Mitch. Instead of raising his hopes and
keeping him in suspense, they all tell him he’s the vote. “I shoulda made a
move”, says he.
At Tribal #1, Kyle explains that everyone was open and
honest about the vote but that doesn’t make it any easier. Mitch is heartbroken
but he had his chance a few weeks ago and wouldn’t pull the trigger. Since it’s
the last week she can do so, Eva plays her idol and Mitch is voted out 4-1
(3 points for “Chosen to vote first” [Mitch] to
Carol!).
(2 points for “Play a hidden immunity idol on yourself”
[Eva] to Ricky!)
(4 points for “Received vote against” [Mitch] to Carol!)
(-1 point for “The tribe has spoken” [Mitch] against
Carol!)
(1 point for “Jury member” [Mitch] to Carol!)
The next morning, they all talk about who they’d bring to
the end and who’d make fire. Joe, the fireman, wants to avoid having to make
fire at all costs.
Kamila tells Kyle her best shot is not to sit with him, and
so she’ll bring Joe. Kyle tells Joe he’d
bring the fireman as well. Finally, Eva
will ALSO take Joe to the end.
For his part, Joe is taking Eva. Shocking no one.
It’s Simmotion for the Final Immunity Challenge. This is the
game where they add a ball into a swirling metal maze and catch it before it
drops, and then add a 2nd ball, 3rd, 4th etc...
Kyle feels like a little kid – he always wanted to play this one.
The first ball is easy. The second is as well.
But this requires FOCUS, Jeff reminds them. FOCUS FOCUS
FOCUS
Me: SHUT THE FOCUS UP, JEFF!
On the 3rd ball, Eva drops. (3 points for
“First out in an individual challenge” [Eva] to Ricky!).
On the 4th ball, Kamila drops leaving Kyle and
Joe to battle for final immunity. In the
end, Kyle’s youth wins out as Joe loses focus for a second and drops! (8 points for “Win individual immunity”
[Kyle] to Jay!)
Kyle feels great about winning and feels even better after
telling Joe he’s going to the Final 3. He’s hoping Eva wins fire making to
avoid having either on the jury advocating for the other. Eva, however, thinks
it’s crushing that she didn’t get chosen – but she would have taken Joe too!
Eva and Kamila practice making fire. Kamila looks like she
has some idea of how to do it but Eva is unable to get even the smallest spark.
She gets completely frustrated. She’s
crying so loudly that Kyle rethinks his plan to force her to make fire!
Joe goes to comfort her and offers to make fire himself, but
Eva won’t hear a word of that. She does
accept his help as he teaches her how to do it.
At the fire making challenge. Kyle announces that Joe is
coming with him to the final three and Kamila will face off with Eva to make
fire. (5 points for “Chosen to be in Final 3” [Joe] to Roberta!), (3 points
each for “Chosen to make fire” [Eva, Kamila] to Ricky and Dalphyne!). Eva already looks stressed they sit down, but Shauhin echoes our sentiments from the jury
Eva is the first to show a spark and a flame as Kamila can’t
get anything going. Her fire builds and
quickly licks the rope. Despite burning
it for a solid 20 seconds, the rope refuses to pop
Kamila still has nothing.
Eva begins to panic as her fire slows drops below the rope
and begins to die out.
Kamila still has nothing but encourages Eva to stay calm.
She’s classy!
Calmed, Eva adds more wood to the fire and builds it back
up. The rope finally pops and Eva has
won her way into the Final Three! (10 points for “Win fire making challenge
at Final 4” [Eva] to Ricky!)
This is the end for Kamila’s game, but she’s sure her
parents will be proud.
The final sun rises over the camp as the boat bearing
Survivor breakfast arrives. As they chow down, we hear the jurors talk about
the finalists. They’ll all have some insightful questions to answer tonight (1
point for “Mention ‘in this game’ [Cedrek] to no one!) and most of all,
they better own their game.
Following breakfast, Joe is in shock as Kyle comes clean
about being a lawyer, and Eva comes clean about being a PhD candidate in Engineering and working with the Navy.
At Final Tribal council, the power shifts to the jury.
Cedrek asks about the weaknesses did you play with and how
did you minimize them? Eva’s autism
(duh), Joe wears his emotions on his sleeve (1 point for “Mention ‘in this
game’ [Joe] to Roberta!) and finally,
Kyle’s overconfidence.
Mitch asks about how they leveraged relationships, Chrissy
about when they planned to betray each other (Spoiler alert: never), Star
about what undercover moves didn’t we know about, Mary what the jury thought of
you, David how they used their challenge wins to their advantage.
But the highlight is when Eva claims they knew they needed
to go for Shauhin due to his idol.
Kamila pointedly asks Kyle to explain that move, and in that moment, I
thought Kyle won the game. He tells everyone that while Eva was the heart and Joe
was the muscle, Shauhin was the brains and so that’s why he framed Shauhin by
making up the story about his idol and using his secret relationship with
Kamila to sell it.
It was a jarring
moment. If the jury was unsure who they were voting for, it sealed the
deal. In the end, Joe got one vote, Eva
two and the other 5 went to Kyle meaning Kyle is your Season 48 Survivor
winner!
(15 points for “2nd runner up” [Joe] to
Roberta!)
(20 points for “Runner up” [Eva] to Ricky!)
(35 points for “Winner” [Kyle] to Jay!)
And with that, here are our final scores:
- In 8th place with 96 points…me!
- In 7th place with 114 points…Kristyn!
- In a tie for 5th place with 142 points…Roberta and Dalphyne!
- In a tie for 3rd place with 145 points…Jay and Marissa!
- In 2nd place with 161 points…Carol!
- And that means THE WINNER OF PRETEND POINTS CHAMPION LEAGUE SURVIVOR 48 with 210 points is.....
RICKY!
CONGRATULATIONS RICKY ON YOUR 2nd WIN!
Thank you everyone for playing along with another great season! We will be back soon when Big Brother 27 premiers in July with an exciting new way to choose players that will keep everyone in the game all the way to the end!







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