Saturday, 17 August 2024

Big Brother 26: Champions League Update #8

 

Before we get started, a reminder of who has whom:

Wednesday’s opening vignette highlights Chelsie (2 points for “Speak in opening vignette” to Carol!) as Tucker, Makensy and Cedric were nominated. Godzilla doesn’t care that Quinn’s deepfake HOH power took over her HOH though, she just wants to win to pay Tucker back for using the veto on her.

After the veto meeting, Rubina climbs a chair to hug Tucker.  No, really. Knowing they don’t want to be seen as a pair, she still risked it (for the biscuit? I don’t know these newfangled terms). Quinn, Cedric and Kimo discussed how the Deepfake HOH work while Joseph and Leah describe how their games work:  Sleepy.  “I think America’s like “Won’t these people ever do anything?”, the Gen Z’er lazily jokes.

I'm tiiiiiired

I’ve been looking for a nickname for her and that scene just solidified it.  Henceforth, her name shall be SlayZeeAh.  Given how little she’s done, I doubt I’ll have to use it much outside of her eviction episode.

In the house Joseph reforms The Collective, with Quinn, Cam, Kimo, Chelsie, Cedric, T’Kor and replacing Godzilla with Brooklyn (3 points for “Name an alliance” to Roberta!), (6 points each for “Be part of an officially named alliance to Jen and Carol!), (3 points each for “Be part of an officially named alliance to Jay, Roberta, Marissa!).

Note: This is an 8 person alliance with only 13 people left in the house.  Alliances comprising 70+% of the house NEVER EVER work. EVER EVER. I’m looking at you, Unde-nine-able!

A subset of the Pentagon, Quinn Cedric and Brooklyn talk about putting Rubina up as a replacement nomination with the idea that if she’s got a chance to go home, Tucker may not play as hard in the AI Arena.  It’s a decent thought but she’s not Rachel and he’s not Brendon.  Neither of them is falling on their sword for the other.

While Rubina conquers her greatest foe, items atop the refrigerator, Tucker and Joseph cement a Final 2 deal (3 points each for “Shown on camera making a Final Two deal" to me and Roberta!).  Joseph isn’t truly bought into it, but when someone offers an alliance or final two….you take it or become their target.

After Brooklyn and Joseph are chosen by houseguest choice to play veto (2 points each for “Picked for veto via houseguest choice” to Jen and Roberta!), we get a Squid Game-esque comp where the contestants play head-to-head crossing a bridge by guessing left or right each time.  When they’re right, they continue. When they’re wrong, they start over.  Fastest time in round 1 advances directly to the finals. Upon seeing the comp, Quinn remarks “I don’t know what this comp is, I just hope Tucker sucks at it.”   Both Makensy and Tucker remind us how important it is that they win (1 point each for “Say ‘I need to win << comp name>> to Dalphyne and me!)

In Round 1, Cedric beats Brooklyn, Makensy beats Godzilla and Tucker beats Joseph.  Shocking absolutely no one, Tucker has the fastest time and advances directly to the finals.

In Round 2, Cedric beats Makensy to face his nemesis in the finals.

SlayZeeAh is happy for Tucker to win as that perfectly fits her lazy game.

I'm tiiiiiired

In the finals, Tucker quickly dispatches Cedric and takes home the prize! (4 points for “Win veto” to me!).  Deepfake HOH Quinn doesn’t take it well

1 point for “Mention ‘in this game’” to Jen!

On the block with the veto for the 2nd straight week, Tucker is obviously going to use it on himself right?   Not so fast! He implies to Makensy, Kimo, T’Kor and Godzilla that he might not so he can beat Cedric in the AI arena and send him home.   When Quinn asks Tucker if he’ll use it on himself, Cam asks if he should leave due to their beef.  They laugh it off – they’re gunning for each other but they respect each other as competitors.

At the veto meeting, Tucker chooses to use the veto on himself saying “Someone called me over 15 names and wants me out? I’m sticking around another week to get him out.”  The Deepfake HOH informs us the Rubina has been chosen as the replacement nominee (3 points for “Nominated for eviction” to Marissa!)

In his DR session, Tucker tells us...

No one knows what I’m going to do and that’s how I like it!

Makensy feels better about competing against Rubina, but the tiny one is mighty! As long as the competition doesn’t involve getting things from the top of the refrigerator....

 SlayZeeAh kicks off Thursday’s show by cheering on the backyard joggers (2 points for "Speak in opening vignette" to Ricky!).  The nominees all feel confident about the AI arena, but Rubina is the most frightened as she’s never been a target (1 point for “say ‘I have to win << comp name >> to Marissa!). Cedric feels confident as he’s beaten Makensy and Rubina in every comp and even if he loses, the Pentagon has his back.

Kimo, T’Kor and Quinn spend some time talking about how they are at the bottom of the Collective hierarchy after Quinn told them about the Pentagon.  He feels it’s these three, his Visionaries, against the world.  He doesn’t feel comfortable flipping on the Collective while Tucker is still in the house. This leaves Kimo and T’Kor in awkward positions as they “are just numbers” to Quinn. In her DR session, T’Kor wonders to whom Quinn is truly loyal.

Will they send Cedric home to send a message that they’re here to play too?

In a sit-down meeting, Tucker, Rubina, Kimo, T’Kor and Brooklyn form “The 5 Pointz” alliance (3 points for “Name an alliance” to me!), (6 points for “Be part of an officially named alliance” to Marissa!), (3 points each for “Be part of an officially named alliance” to me, Jay and Jen!). Kimo likes the alliance, T’Kor is fine with it as long as she doesn’t have to show her true cards but Brooklyn’s loyalties lie with the Pentagon.

Meahwhile, Godzilla IS ON THE FLOOR LISTENING AT THE DAMNED DOOR! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?????  It’s not bad enough that she hears everything. 

I say nay, nay!  (Google John Pinette. You're welcome)

Kicking off the most awkward moment in Big Brother history, Godzilla stomps into the room and begs to be “let into the alliance”.  Say what now?


Everyone: Someone else say something. Anything. Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

Tucker finally cracks and tells her she can be part of the alliance.  I mean, what choice was there?  She busted them.  If they say no, she explodes and tells the whole house.  And so we get a new six-person alliance called The Tanks (3 points for “Name an alliance” to me!), (6 points for “Be part of an officially named alliance” to me and Marissa!), (3 points for “Be part of an officially named alliance” to Jay and Jen!)

Brooklyn thinks a unanimous vote to keep Cedric is the best-case scenario for her and for the Collective. Kimo and T’Kor (who are FINALLY getting some screen time) talk about who they trust.  T’Kor feels Quinn will flip on them the second it benefits him while Kimo doesn’t want Cedric and Rubina together on the block.  He enlists SlayZeeAh and Makensy to vote with him, T’Kor and Tucker in case Cedric loses the AI arena comp.

At the comp, Cedric and Makensy are raring to go and Rubina is barely taller than the buzzer.  No, really.

Tiny, but MIGHTY!

They have to roll 5 balls up a ramp, stopping them on a carpeted flat spot in the middle.  Then they must use smaller balls to knock the original 5 balls out. The first one to complete it wins safety.

Makensy takes a  quick lead as Cedric knocks out his own ball costing him valuable time.  Rubina catches and briefly passes Makensy, landing all 5!  Makensy won’t be denied though, landing her 5th right after Rubina.  They each quickly knock out the balls and Makensy hits her buzzer a half-second before Rubina does, taking home the victory! (4 points for “Win special competition” to Dalphyne!). I wonder how confident Cedric feels now?

Kimo’s worst-case scenario has come to pass. Cedric and Rubina are on the block against each other. In the awkward strategy session, Brooklyn says something that clearly upsets Rubina while Cedric grabs Godzilla, Kimo and T’Kor.  Rubina looks like she knows she’s going home.

For the first time this season, it’s not an easy vote.  Makensy looks like she made up her mind as the name was coming out of her mouth, changing from “Ru…” to “Cedric”.  SlayZeeah and Kimo are both in tears making their votes  (1 point each for “Shown on camera crying” to Ricky and Jay!). The flip is happening but Cam, Brooklyn and Chelsie have no idea, confidently voting to evict Rubina. In the end, Cedric is evicted by a 6-3 vote after agreeing to go up as a pawn.  (6 points for “Received vote against” to Roberta!), (3 points for “Received vote against” to Marissa!), (-2 points for “Evicted” against Roberta!) and (-5 points for “Evicted after agreeing to go up as a pawn” against Roberta!)

Wow. Just…I mean….wow.  This is how Big Brother is supposed to be played.

In his post-eviction interview, Cedric is all class, noting that you have to trust in individuals, even if that burns you. (1 point for “Mention ‘in this game’” to Roberta!)

Julie announces the AI Instigator power, which will be voted on by America.  Whoever is chosen to be AI Instigator will receive 4 points for “Be a secret team member. I know who I think would be the best sneaky instigator:

If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true

As we exit, we hear T’Kor and Kimo wonder if voting out Cedric is something to be proud of, as they begin to realize they have power to play the game.

So what does this mean for our scores? Another big two days from Tucker and Godzilla build out my lead over 2nd place Jay to 47 points!  Jen moves past Dalphyne into 3rd, while Ricky remains in 5th he’s now tied with his wife who jumps from last to 6th thanks to T’Kor and Rubina finally getting some screentime.  Roberta is just 3 behind them, thanks to Cedric’s play. Unfortunately for Carol, Cam and Chelsie were no shows, leaving Carol wallowing in the bottom….for now. 

  1. Scott        116
  2. Jay            69
  3. Jen            63
  4. Dalphyne   59
  5. Ricky         46
  6. Marissa     46
  7. Roberta     43
  8. Carol         38


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