Saturday, 19 April 2025

Survivor 48 - Champion's League Update #7

 

Before we get started, a reminder of who has whom


Remaining lifelines: Chrissy, David

Second, 5 bonus points each to Ricky and Marissa for knowing the less-than-iconic villain was Bane from the Dark Knight Rises.  Also, 5 bonus points to Carol for knowing I’m Gonna Git You Sucka was the movie which taught us every hero should have good theme music.  No one got both correct.

On to the update!

A Sai and Cedrek-less tribe return to merge camp and Chrissy hopes no one paid attention to the “I wanna scheme and backstab” drivel she spewed at tribal council.  Let’s put a pin in that, shall we?  Joe congratulates everyone for making it to jury, and while Mitch is relieved to have made it this far (1 point for “Mention ‘in this game’” [Mitch] to Carol!) . He feels like he needs to take control, and push votes and tries to rebuild the remaining 5 Civa but it goes nowhere.

Shauhin thinks his “Strong 5” alliance with David, Kyle, Eva and Joe is good going forward, and that Kyle and Kamila were on his side which proves his finger isn’t quite catching the game’s pulse.  He doesn’t trust Mary (smart) but does trust Kamila (dumb). She’s a game player. Finally, Eva tells the Strong 5 that she heard Chrissy talking about getting rid of Shauhin and the strong people. 

Treemail instructs them to choose pairs for the upcoming challenge.  Kyle thinks everyone wants “the best for me without looking like it’s the best for me”.  I think they’re all just wondering if they can get paired up with Joe or David.

In the end, the pairs are:

  • Shauhin and Kamila
  • David and Mary
  • Kyle and Chrissy
  • Mitch and Star
  • Joe and Eva

At the challenge, there are three stages, each with different rewards or punishments.

Stage 1: Race through a sand-filled tunnel to grab a puzzle step bag and then dig up a 2nd step.  First three (3) pairs move on. Losers are out and will all go on a journey with their vote at risk.

Stage 2: Use the puzzle steps to build a staircase then use the steps to build a rope bridge and cross it. First two (2) pairs to finish win reward (tacos!) and move to individual immunity stage. Losing pair goes back to camp with nothing.

Stage 3: Hold on to the pole for as long as you can. Winner wins individual immunity.

In Stage 1, Mitch and Star take a quick lead while Shauhin and Kamila struggle.  Unfortunately for Mitch and Star, they get caught up digging for their 2nd piece which allows Joe/Eva, David/Mary, Kyle/Chrissy to pass them by and move into Stage 2. (3 points each for “Go on a journey” [Mitch, Star, Shauhin, Kamila] to Carol, Marissa, Kristyn, and Dalphyne!).  But first they journey over to the loser bench.

At Stage 2, it’s close at the beginning but Kyle and Chrissy begin to fall behind the powerhouses of Joe/Eva and David/Mary, who both move to the bridge portion.  David and Mary finish and move to the final stage, while Joe and Eva move VERY slowly on the bridge.  Their leisurely pace allows Kyle and Chrissy back into the race.   Moving quickly to try and pass Joe and Eva proves costly though, as Kyle and Chrissy drop!  Joe and Eva finish the bridge winning tacos and a shot at immunity in the final round. (3 points each for “Win tribal reward” [Joe, Eva, David, Mary] to Roberta, Ricky, Scott and no one!)

 

I'm right there with ya

In Stage 3, its hold on for dear life….and Joe can’t do it. This challenge is tough on the big guys as muscles also weigh a lot, and he quickly drops (3 points for “First out in an individual challenge” [Joe] to Roberta!) and is followed by David. The small and strong can more easily hold up less weight, meaning Mary and Eva are in a showdown for immunity.  Mary gives it everything she’s got but Eva was a college athlete and looks strong as hell.  Mary drops meaning (8 points for ‘Win individual immunity’ [Eva] to Ricky!)

At the Journey, Kamila doesn’t want to lose her vote but also wants to protect Mitch’s vote. The game they’re playing requires some planning strategy, and that strategy seems to be “Get Star”.

The face you make when you realize they really are out to get you

Shauhin, Kamila and Mitch team up against her and Star is quickly eliminated, losing her vote.  (3 points each for “Risk your vote on a journey and succeed” [Shauhin, Mitch, Kamila] to Kristyn, Carol and Dalphyne!)  and (1 point for “Risk your vote on a journey and fail” [Star] to Marissa!)

Back at camp, Kyle and Chrissy are in limbo.  Chrissy things Eva and Joe are running the game and want to go for Joe.  Kyle pitches Shauhin but she won’t budge.

Somehow, this is Joe’s first food reward and while it’s everything he wanted; Eva enjoys it more. She finds a clue to a hidden advantage which she must find by tomorrow night!  (Note: there’s no scoring category for this. She’ll get points when she finds the advantage itself).

David worries that Shauhin choosing Kamila means he’s teaming with her, and he believes the lie Kyle/Kamila told him about Shauhin having an idol.  To bring Shauhin back to the alliance, David lands on taking out Kamila and Mary agrees with him.  Begrudgingly, Joe agrees as well but I don’t buy he’s really into it.

Joe tells Kyle about David’s plan, and Kyle reacts like someone gave him root canal without Novocain. He will NOT let Kamila be the target

(1 point for “Mention ‘in this game’ [Kyle] to Jay!)

Kyle tells Joe that Chrissy is talking about Joe as the target. And when they talk with David, Kyle’s reaction is somehow worse.  Everyone should see this reaction, think “Why does he care this much?” and infer that he’s working with Kamila.  Instead, the lunkheads only see it as “Kyle might not be as with them as we thought”.

Not the brightest bulb

Kyle and Kamila agree to target Chrissy (1 point for “Mention ‘in this game’ [Kamila] to Dalphyne!)  and they try to get Joe on board.  As the group of six argue, David begins to bully Kyle into voting Kamila, telling his “ally” he needs to let the Chrissy vote go. 

An author’s aside: You’d think, at this point, David would realize why Kyle is so vehemently opposed to Kamila.  That a lightbulb would appear over his head and he’d “get it”. You might think that, but you’d be wrong. The light bulb sputters on, shines dimly and briefly before fading to black. 

5 points if you can tell me this character’s name.  
Message me directly, tell no one else.  
No Google, Bing, ChatGPT or other internet sleuthing. 
You know it or you don’t!

The alliance + Mary continues to argue as Kyle tells Joe that Chrissy’s after him. Eva chimes in that she heard Chrissy talking about getting the strong players out.   This alliance is on the verge of exploding, and Joe sees a rift forming between them all (5 points for “Say the title of the episode” [Joe] to Roberta!).  As we head to tribal, it’s still unclear which way they’ll go.

Kyle and Mary are exhausted by the physical nature of the challenges, and the mental strain of the conversations.  Chrissy is tired of everyone liking each other and wants to play Survivor. I’m not sure if it’s lack of sleep, lack of food or lack of brain cells but she openly calls out the strong players for taking over the game.  Maybe she ate the wrong mushroom and she’s high?  YOU’RE NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT THE GAMEPLAY ON TWITTER! YOU’RE AT TRIBAL COUNCIL YOU DOPE!

FFS!

She’s sitting right in front of David, who’s shaking his head so hard I fear it might come off.  He thinks it’s funny Chrissy suspects strong people getting together as bad when people use race, gender and other factors all the time.  For the fourth or fifth time this season, he lashes out at Chrissy about not being used as a shield by sneaky backstabbing players have in the past.

Chrissy: “I wasn’t on those seasons”

David: “You got caught on the wrong season then”

Flashback to what I said when Charity was voted out:

Wrong season to be a scheming snake

Try and keep up, Chrissy.

Kamila kicks off the voting (3 points for “Chosen to vote first” [Kamila] to Dalphyne!) and realization hits Chrissy a little too late

Yep

David was so strong on voting for Kamila that he nearly broke the alliance apart, but Chrissy talked herself right out of the game.  She’s voted out by a score of 8-1 and becomes Juror #2. 

(1 point for “Received vote against” [Shauhin] to Kristyn!)

(8 points for “Received vote against” [Chrissy] to no one!)

(-1 point for “The tribe has spoken” [Chrissy] against no one!)

(1 point for “Jury member” [Chrissy] to no one!),

Least Valuable Player

 Ok, so what does that mean for our scores?

It means WE HAVE A NEW LEADER!  On the strength of Eva’s immunity win, Ricky jumps into a small lead over both 2nd place Marissa and 3rd place Carol.  Dalphyne maintains her 4th place standing, while Joe’s heroics push Roberta into 5th.  Jay drops to 6th, and me to 7th as forever champ Kristyn continues to languish.

 

1. Ricky

117

2. Marissa

114

3. Carol

112

4. Dalphyne

85

5. Roberta

78

6. Jay

75

7. Scott

74

8. Kristyn

53

 Smartly, no one had Chrissy, so she’s removed from the Lifeline pool

 


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