Sunday, 11 May 2025

Survivor 48 - Patchogue Medford Update #10

 


Before we get started, a reminder of who has whom:

 

Remaining Lifelines: None

Second, no one got the bonus points! Fornicatingly Incandescent is a made up old timey term that would translate to…. FUCKING BRILLIANT, which Kyle’s decision on who to bring to reward definitely was.

On to the update!

We pick back up at camp as Mary realizes she’s a black widow – everyone that pairs up with her winds up dead. Stephanie, Kevin, David and now Star.  She starts working Kamila to go after Eva and Joe.  Kamila wants to, but worries that it means either Kyle or Shauhin to flip.  (1 point for “Mention ‘in this game’ [Kamila] to Brian!).  Mary continues trying to stay one more day by pitching Mitch, who finally, just now realizes that Joe has been dominating, and they need to do something…..

I want to root for you Mitch, but you're making it difficult 

Kyle and Joe are solid in their foursome with Shauhin and Eva, and they see Mary as the next to go. Joe thinks this is the hardest path.  I don’t think I agree.  Separately, Kyle’s anxiety about the other three being tighter with each other than him has him questioning who he could beat at the end.  (1 point for “Mention ‘in this game’” [Kyle] to Iyasah!).

He’s already questioning whether to take a shot at Joe when Mary pitches the idea of using her as a number and then cutting her.  Kyle’s considering it, he’s not telling her. After trying Kamila, then Mitch and now Kyle, Mary is pissed that no one will listen to her plan and takes it out on the tribe’s dwindling stack of coconuts.  Eva thinks Mary eating so much coconut is selfish since she’s going home. Kamila is also pissed at Mary breaking the coconut etiquette (5 points for “Say the title of the episode” [Kamila] to Brian!).

I want to root for Eva and Joe but between how condescending Joe was to Mary last week, and now Eva’s attitude toward her, they make it difficult.

Kyle and Kamila discuss Mary’s plan, which Kamila favors.  Kyle is caught in the middle between his #1 Kamila and the Strong 4 and he gets emotional about eventually betraying one or the other.

A boat arrives to take someone on a journey and Eva worries about the possible advantage falling into the non-Alliance’s hands (1 point for “Mention ‘in this game’” [Eva] to Dylan!   Too many people volunteer, so they decide by drawing rocks, and wouldn’t you know it…Eva draws the right rock.  She’s living a charmed Survivor life.  (3 points for “Go on a Journey” [Eva] to Dylan!).

With her vote on the line, she has to stack tiles in layers around a circle while standing on a balance beam before a timer runs out. She earns her vote back at 4 layers and could earn Knowledge Is Power at 8.

I believe she’s the only player in the game with an advantage, so choosing to go for 8 seems dumb to me.  She quickly finishes 4 layers and all I can think of is how shaky my hands would be.   In what could be the dumbest move of the season, she decides to go for an advantage that no one else could get and that she knows has no true value.

She comes to her senses a few moments later and decides to wait the timer out while contemplating how lucky she was to go on this Journey, as her Idol is common knowledge.

Back at camp, Mary continues her pitch parade to Shauhin but he sees their advantages as a problem they can’t overcome.  Shauhin believes he’s played a better game than Joe despite Joe having a great story, won comps and has a big personality. How high does he have to be to believe this? 

Higher than this

 Mary sees they’re not playing with dummies, but the game is outwit and outplay, not outloyal.  Shauhin sees the move but doesn’t seem convinced he can flip the script and upset the status quo. (1 point for Mention ‘in this game’” [Shauhin] to Lia!) 

I did not come here to lay up!

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At the Immunity and Reward challenge, they have to push a wheelbarrow over obstacles while balancing a vase with a key in it.  Then add a 2nd vase with another key and use the keys to unlock puzzle pieces to finish a Survivor Arch puzzle.  First to spell it right on both sides wins reward consisting of….sushi?

Really?

Raw fish? 

As a reward?

On Survivor?

 

Someone has a sick sense of humor

 Remarkably, Mary, Kamila and Mitch are the first to cross the first obstacle. Is it bizarro day?  Shauhin takes a lead through the 2nd stage and is first to the puzzle. He is joined by Mitch and Kamila who seem to know the answer, meaning everyone cheats off them.  Hopefully they’re not cheating off Mitch because he’s got it spelled wrong.  While Kamila is making good progress, Joe claims to have it and he spells….

He really thought this was the right answer

Kyle has it right on one side but has forgotten the back side as Kamila is one block away from finishing! She’s about to win her first immunity challenge….and drops! She has to start over.  Joe is fixing his as is Kamila and it’s a flat-out race! Joe gets back to his mat first and Jeff proclaims him the winner but after a moment’s more review, he changes his mind and says Joe has it wrong.  Kamila has it right and she wins individual immunity and reward!   (16 points for “Win individual immunity and reward) [Kamila] to Brian!)

She gets to choose two people to go on reward.  Mitch is an obvious choice, but Eva is chosen for the third time.  Everyone should note that.  (3 points each for “Chosen to go on reward by someone else” [Mitch, Eva] to Sheila and Dylan!). Mary is visibly upset feeling like she’s on the bottom again.

Kamila claims she picked Eva to keep her comfortable in case the flip happens. Eva hasn’t a care in the world since Mary is the obvious vote, but Kamila tells us Joe’s the obvious target. The only question is “is this the right time to do it?”

The vibe back at camp is “Funeral Dirge” (Google it) and Shauhin is upset with himself, again, because he can’t win a challenge.  Kyle also questions what’s right for him tonight and moving forward. He doesn’t trust Mary but how does that compare to Joe’s threat?

Pretend Points Rule #3 - Play to win: Mid-to-late game opportunities to dismiss a stronger player shall not be passed up, even if allied with that player.  There’s only one winner.

Mary knows her Survivor life is on the line tonight and channels her inner Russel Hantz (5 points for “Mention a previous season’s player” [Mary] to Angela!).  She straight up tells Joe she’s voting for him tonight and hopes he takes it as a compliment. Unsettled, Joe wonders why she would do that unless she had an idol?  Everyone tries to calm Joe down, but he thinks they’d panic in his situation.  Shauhin sees the plan against Joe materializing, and that the panic over one person threatening him to mean Joe would flip to save himself.

At Tribal, it’s Eva’s last chance to play Safety Without Power but she lets it expire. The day off has given everyone time to think.  Mary’s here for her mom, as are Kamila and Shauhin.  The worst part of the game is that only one person gets to win.

Mitch sees conversations shifting but Eva doesn’t.  She sees herself getting to the end using the people she trusts.

Would you mind repeating that, very slowly?

Joe sees that no winner won alone (Author’s note: except for Chris on Edge of Extinction who spent 28 days on Exile Island, came back at Fina 5 and won. Biggest BS I’ve ever seen). His point is – when do you start to break the relationships to get to the end?  Kyle thinks you can make a big move but get booted out right afterward as Mary talks about being panicked that no one was amenable to her plea. Shauhin closes out the banter by doing Sesame Street level math. 

Don't hurt yourself, guy.

Eva kicks off the voting (3 points for “First person chosen to vote” [Eva] to Dylan!).  When the votes come back, Mary finds out she was right to panic.  She’s voted out 6-1 with her vote falling on Joe.

(1 point for “Received vote against” [Joe] to Carol!)

(6 points for “Received vote against” [Mary] to Angela!)

(-1 point for “The tribe has spoken” [Mary] against me!)

(1 point for “Jury Member” [Mary] to Angela!)

 

“They are wusses” – the Quotable Carol

 So what does that mean for our scores?

Carol maintains her 50+ point lead despite Joe’s lack of scoring this episode.  Brian is her main competitor now, taking over 2nd place from 3rd place Angela who just lost Mary.  Iyasah remains in 4th place but is now tied with the big mover for the week is Dylan.  He climbs out of the cellar into the tie thanks to Eva, tightening up all of the space between 4th and 7th.  I honestly can’t believe she was available as a Lifeline for this long!  His move up drops Lia to 6th and Sheila to 7th.

1. Carol

185

2. Brian

153

3. Angela

144

4. Iyasah

111

5. Dylan

111

6. Lia

110

7. Sheila

106

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